totally-sapphic-posts:

Thinking about one day being able to say, ‘our home’ and ‘my wife’ is therapeutic

positivitybee:

this blog 100% supports chubby tummies, arms, and thighs 👀👌👀👌

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

GUESS WHO LAID HER FIRST EGG? weird fucking oblong thing, but good for her! 

poor girl laid a second egg today, even though she’s not feeling well :( take it easy Yenny! take a break!

okay what the fuck!! so Yennefer’s still hospitalized and I called for an update, here’s what they said: “oh she’s resting up in the incubator, coughing periodically, also she’s laid an egg”

3 days in a row! take it EASY Yennifer!!! take a fucking break!!!! 

belkin:

me: sees a picture of two rocks next to each other
also me: @’s my significant other

krockafella:

mulatt-hoe:

kenro199x:

e-v-roslyn:

hadestowntextpostsmain:

occidentaltourist:

Same energy

The amount of privilege in this photo has embarrassed me to the point that I simply do not want to be a human being anymore.

Oh my fucking God learn to cut your own hair you entitled pricks.

“massage is essential” Not during a fucking pandemic, Karen.

This seems like a good time to share this.

They keep calling it just “American” but girl this is WHITE PEOPLE

^ ding ding ding

rererereree:

Can I order uhh one large hug and a kiss plz

gamerntechali:

Make a Wish!!

pashivaa:

gamerntechali:

Make a Wish!!